August 2010
July 2010
boosh vs bunny and the bull
both the mighty boosh and The Bunny and the Bull use kinda the same joke….
russian accent Julian - Bosh Live - “WHY YOU NO LIKEE MY PIE?!?
russian accent Julian - the bunny and the bull ” WHY YOU NO LIKEE MY MILK?!?”
am i just being high… or am i right?
Watching Skins s4.. wishing i had done more when i was younger..
Team Edward ❒ Team Jacob ❒ Team David Mitchell ✔
❒ taken ❒ single ✔ i hate everyone
Lester Corncrakes Proverbs and Sayings
- Every journey begins with a giant shit
- If you ever get nervous before a gig, just imagine that the audience is covered in maggots (If I imagine them that they’re in their pants, i get too horny)
- Women love men with boobies
- Practice don’t mean diddly unless you practise at it.
- Always eat a gallon of Ice-cream 15 minutes before a gig and a handful of sauce( any kind will do) It takes your mind from playing cuz your too busy puking.
- Never sleep with a man’s wife……..unless she really wants to do it.
- I looooooooooooooooooove to go through peoples wallets
- I’d rather be blind than see with no wisdom……Wait fuck that, ill take the sight
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether Lead Lips Redbelly gives me my goddamn flugelhorn back!
- Music soothes the savage beast and thats really cool cuz those beasts are mean mothafuckers.
- Love is like a clarinet. Its long its black and once you play it, you move onto the oboe.
- never make love to an animal you never met
- When I was in World War II…..That’s it.
- Despite all of our differences in the human race, people really are different
- The best way to tell if someones good in bed is the way they eat a bowl of gravy.
