February 2011
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“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via truthaboutd) (via damnthatswhack)
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Watchbtfreek:
Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else, put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss, say “fuck.” Sit down, pick at the thing, Go blank, Scream internally, Go home. Listen to the radio Look at the other person, think, “why, why did this happen?” Go to bed. Lie awake! at night! Get up, feel groggy, Put the things on...
